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I bought a bird feeder. I hung it

On my back porch and filled it

With seed. What a beauty of

A bird feeder it was, as I filled it

Lovingly with seed.

Within a week we had hundreds of birds

Taking advantage of the

Continuous flow of free and

Easily accessible food.

But then the birds started

Building nests in the boards

Of the patio, above the table,

And next to the barbecue.

Then came the shit. It was

Everywhere: on the patio tile,

The chairs, the table...

Everywhere!

Then some of the birds

Turned mean. They would

Dive bomb me and try to

Peck me even though I had

Fed them out of my own Pocket.

And others birds were

Boisterous and loud. They

Sat on the feeder and

Squawked and screamed at

All hours of the day and night

And demanded that I fill it

When it got low on food.

After a while, I couldn't even

Sit on my own back porch

Anymore. So I took down the

Bird feeder and in three days

The birds were gone. I cleaned

Up their mess and took down

The many nests they had built

All over the patio.

Soon, the back yard was like

It used to be ..... Quiet, serene....

And no one demanding their

Rights to a free meal.

Now let's see......

Our government gives out

Free food, subsidized housing,

Free medical care and free

Education, and allows anyone

Born here to be an automatic

Citizen.

Then the illegal’s came by the

Tens of thousands. Suddenly

Our taxes went up to pay for

Free services; small apartments

Are housing 5 families; you

Have to wait 6 hours to be seen

By an emergency room doctor;

Your child's second grade class is

Behind other schools because

Over half the class doesn't speak

English.

Corn Flakes now come in a

Bilingual box; I have to

'press one ' to hear my bank

Talk to me in English, and

People waving flags other

Than ”ours” are

Squawking and screaming

In the streets, demanding

More rights and free liberties.

Just my opinion, but maybe

it's time for the government

To take down the bird feeder.

Justin can clean up the shit

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what an insincere witch

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Rhymes with

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two parasites

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Money printer go BRRRRRRRRRRRR

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...just like the cuckoo clock PM handing out a billion a day during the scamdemic on CBC every morning, another 'selected' MP who has an OPM Addiction. Addicted to spending OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY

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We are broke. She have a secret monkey tree?

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Klaus assures her that she is doing a great job. Luckily, drug councilors will be able to help her with her speeding problems...

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Her speech pattern is horrendous, and she is carefully trying to say nothing. Wench

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Another Queen of the 'Word 🥗' - surely trained by the Liberal Party salad maker 'Barfdish Chugger'...so many memes, so little time

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Preparing the ground for the inevitable wave of Ukrainian "refugees" she knows is coming.

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With all her umm-ing and ahh-ing, she was clearly frantically searching for something to say that might aim to answer the reporter's question.

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Word Salad talk from the WEF Board Director

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Cloward Piven Strategy action

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